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    Being A Bloke Is Great Because:
    Your arse is never a factor in a job interview.
    Your orgasms are real. Always.
    Your last name stays put.
    The garage is all yours.
    Wedding plans take care of themselves.
    You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
    Car mechanics tell you the truth.
    You don't give a rat's arse if someone notices your new haircut.
    Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
    Wrinkles add character.
    A few well placed one night stands gain credibility, not leave you
    tarnished.
    You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
    People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
    The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
    Porn movies are designed with you in mind.
    Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with "So, notice anything
    different?"
    You can throw a ball more than 5 feet.
    One mood, ALL the damn time.
    You can open all your own jars.
    Dry cleaners and hairdressers don't rob you blind.
    You can go to a public toilet without a support group.
    You can leave a hotel bed unmade.
    You can kill your own food.
    You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
    If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your
    friend.
    If you are 30 and single, nobody notices.
    Everything on your face stays its original colour.
    You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
    Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
    You don't have to clean your house if the meter reader is coming.
    You can sit in silence watching a football game with your mate for hours
    without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."
    You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
    If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might
    become lifelong friends.
    The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
    You don't have to shave below your neck.
    One wallet and one pair of shoes, one colour, all seasons.
    You can "do" your nails with a pocket-knife.
    You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
    Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th,
    in 45 minutes.
    The world is your urinal
    :thumb:
    • Q: What is the difference between erotic sex and kinky sex?
    A: During erotic sex you use a feather, during kinky sex you use the whole chicken.

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    You'll go far. :thumb:


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    There's just a few things I don't agree with;
    1. Your orgasms are real. Always

    2. Your last name stays put (never planning on getting married)

    3. Car mechanics tell you the truth. (I'm pretty good with knowing what's under the hood, or the under carriage.

    4. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them (there's nothing to glance at unless I'm naked) :laugh:

    5. You can throw a ball more than 5 feet ( I know I can throw further than that!!!!

    6. You can open all your own jars. (I have a plastic cap to open "ALL" my jars by myself)

    7. You can go to a public toilet without a support group (I don't need no-one to wipe it for me)

    8. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat (now that's an out-and-out lie, most guys are backseat drivers)

    There's a few of us that know how to stand on our own two feet, without needing you guys to support us. :thumb:
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    The Rebuttal
    Your arse is never a factor in a job interview. no, normally it's my IQ, how about yours
    Your orgasms are real. Always. of course
    Your last name stays put. of course
    The garage is all yours. of course, I bought it
    Wedding plans take care of themselves. it's called "the mothers"
    You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid. true
    Car mechanics tell you the truth. yeah right! cos they always tell the guys the truth:laugh:
    You don't give a rat's arse if someone notices your new haircut. no, but at least they notice
    Hot wax never comes near your pubic area. gosh, you lead such a boring life ;)
    Wrinkles add character. keep telling yourself that, dear
    A few well placed one night stands gain credibility, not leave you
    tarnished. nope, still makes you cheap
    You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments. but you should
    People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them. no, they're too busy trying not to smile at your belly
    The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. by whom?
    Porn movies are designed with you in mind. thank goodness for that, and whilst you're busy we women can get on and do things, like have a life outside..... ;)
    Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with "So, notice anything different?" mine neither, cos the answer they normally get is, "no, why?"
    You can throw a ball more than 5 feet. so?
    One mood, ALL the damn time. boring
    You can open all your own jars. but why bother when a man will do it for you?
    Dry cleaners and hairdressers don't rob you blind. that's because we need to have "something different" :laugh:
    You can go to a public toilet without a support group. ditto sis
    You can leave a hotel bed unmade. me too
    You can kill your own food. me too and have done so. have you?
    You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. is that something to be proud of?!?
    If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend. of course
    If you are 30 and single, nobody notices. yeah, right!
    Everything on your face stays its original colour. yeah right
    You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat. yeah right
    Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. why?!?
    You don't have to clean your house if the meter reader is coming. me neither
    You can sit in silence watching a football game with your mate for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me." me too
    You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift. but that is just rude
    If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends. what jeans and shirt not original then? :laugh:
    The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. yeah right
    You don't have to shave below your neck. yeah right
    One wallet and one pair of shoes, one colour, all seasons. but black is sooo boring
    You can "do" your nails with a pocket-knife. me too
    You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache. oh, no, please, you don't!
    Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes. why, how else is it done?
    The world is your urinal yick
    :laugh:

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    I don't think he was expecting any replies like that ^^^. Or maybe he was just baiting us. Can't wait to see his reply to this!!

    I have Never been one of those helpless women that don't even know how to change a tyre, fanbelt, unblock a fuel blockage, etc.....and nor do I plan on ever trying to be, if I can't do it myself, I'll be standing there with the tools in hand to help. Cause sometimes I just haven't quite got enough muscle to do it myself. I got a flat in the bus one day and didn't have the strength to get the spare on myself, but I was there in the thick of it to put the bloody thing back on, don't like standing back and watching someone else do it for me. There are still some independant women around in this world......(I hope I'm not the only one).

    I know 99% of the parts under my hood so if some dumbass mechanic tries to rip me off he's in for a rude shock cause I like to see the parts he's told me his replaced, and I know the difference between an old looking part to a new one, u just have to open the bonnet and look!!
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    From an 'merican who totally agrees:

    #1. If ya only own 1 pair 'o shoes especially if they're sneakers,
    only your f**kin' dawg, if ya have1,would get close enough to ya
    for a long a enough period for ya to even kown WTF a real Orgasm was (other than self actuated).

    #2.Real men respect the Women of this world........or don't you
    Brit's have Mother's?

    #3. If ya ever Pissed in my garden ya'd be sporting more than just
    a few new ventillation holes in your brainpan.......44Mag & 357 caliber.(that ,and i doubt it seriously,might just improve yo attitude.....at least toward respecting others privacy!

    #4.Unless you're a sheep hearder, doubt ya ever even been laid;least of all by a sober female.........and never by a Lady.:flames: :cheers:
    Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you recall.

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    I still think that 99,8 % of the wommen around the world aren't that independent.


    But i do respect them 100% though, of course!

    They like to be helped by us gentlemen and i have nothing
    against helping them with things either, but i think the ones that do try by them selves and fail before asking us are so cute... :D

    :cheers:

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    But some of us just don't know the meaning of failure!:p
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    I belive you, but can you stop scaring me with that whip please...


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    I'm trying to intimidate you and I see it's working! :laugh:
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