Please report all spam threads, posts and suspicious members. We receive spam notifications and will take immediate action!
Page 11 of 15 FirstFirst ... 910111213 ... LastLast
Results 101 to 110 of 147

Thread: Favourite quote




  1. #101
    Join Date
    Aug 2002
    Location
    Quebec, Canada
    Posts
    1,369

    Default

    Never assume anything, because you'll just make an ASS out of yoU and ME
    ?
    SPAM Special Ops

  2. #102
    Join Date
    Aug 2002
    Location
    Quebec, Canada
    Posts
    1,369

    Default

    In case of nuclear disaster, bend over, place your head between your legs, then kiss your ass goodbye
    ?
    SPAM Special Ops

  3. #103
    Join Date
    Aug 2002
    Location
    Quebec, Canada
    Posts
    1,369

    Default

    If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk
    seen on a bumper sticker
    SPAM Special Ops

  4. #104
    Join Date
    Feb 2003
    Location
    Fincastle, IN, USA
    Posts
    3,776

    Default

    Jesus Loves You
    But thats only because everyone else thinks your an *******!!
    -bumper sticker

    If you give more than you take, then you'll have more than you'll ever want.
    -unknown

  5. #105
    Join Date
    Mar 2003
    Location
    Lancaster
    Posts
    319

    Default

    One of the universal rules of happiness is: always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.

    [Terry Pratchett]

  6. #106
    Join Date
    Apr 2002
    Posts
    3,141

    Default

    "The One Who Hesitates Masturbates"

    :shrug:

  7. #107
    Join Date
    Dec 2002
    Posts
    4,246

    Default

    Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons...for you are crunchy and good with ketchup
    -bumpersticker

    Do not meddle in the affairs of Unix, for it is subtle and quick to core dump.
    -?

    Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer.
    -?
    I've gone too far and need to move on!

  8. #108
    Join Date
    Mar 2003
    Location
    Lancaster
    Posts
    319

    Default

    In fact [the Bursar] was incurably insane and hallucinated more or less continually, but by a remarkable stroke of lateral thinking his fellow wizards had reasoned, in that case, that the whole business could be sorted out if only they could find a formula that caused him to hallucinate that he was completely sane.

    (Footnote: This is a very common hallucination, shared by most people.)

    [Terry Pratchett]

  9. #109
    Join Date
    Apr 2002
    Posts
    3,141

    Default

    "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."

    :cheers:

  10. #110
    Join Date
    Apr 2002
    Posts
    3,141

    Default

    "I still miss my ex-wife. But my aim is improving."



    :laugh:

Page 11 of 15 FirstFirst ... 910111213 ... LastLast

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •