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    If life was fair, Elvis would still be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

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    Alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine are weak dilutions. The surest poison is time.
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    It is the first step that is diffucult

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    "My daughter and I were walking down the street and I said, 'Let's go to the record store,' and she said, 'What's a record?'"

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    time is a great teacher but it has the unfortunate habit of killing all its pupils:flames:
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    Happiness is like pissin ya pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.

    -a friend

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    The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug.
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    Heres a few of y favourite ones.

    "Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness."

    "I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away."

    "One of life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make you gain five pounds."

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    man who sticks knob in fire feels grate anon

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    ^^^ LMAO....... I'll pay that one!

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