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    enjoy :D

    Husband Shopping



    Recently a "Husband Shopping Centre" opened in
    Dallas, where women could go to choose a
    husband from among many men. It was laid out in
    five floors, with the men increasing in positive
    attributes as you ascended. The only rule was,
    once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD
    to choose a man from that floor; If you went up a
    floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave
    the place, never to return.

    A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre
    to find some husbands...

    First floor - The door had a sign saying, "These
    men have jobs and love kids.
    "The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's
    better than not having a job, or not loving kids,
    but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.




    Second floor - The sign read, "These men have
    high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely
    good looking." Hmmm, said the ladies.
    But, I wonder what's further up?




    Third floor - This sign read, "These men have
    high paying jobs, are extremely good looking,
    love kids and help with the housework."
    Wow! said the women. Very tempting, BUT,
    there's more further up! And up they went.




    Fourth floor - This door had a sign saying
    "These men have high paying jobs, love kids,
    are extremely good looking, help with the
    housework, and have a strong romantic streak
    " Oh, mercy me. But just think! What must be
    awaiting us further on!
    So up to the fifth floor they went.














    Fifth floor - The sign on that door said,
    "This floor is empty and exists only
    to prove that women are f***ing impossible to please."


    :blowkiss:

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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: That was very good! :rofl: :D :D

    P.S. Does that "hard to please" -gang include you??? ;) ;) :D

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    surely it was a good one :laugh: :laugh:
    and it includes both of you...:laugh: :laugh:
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    :rofl: :rofl:

    :cheers:

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    Tomi_S :D

    nope, I stopped at the 4th floor!;)

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    Yeahhhhhhhh Shine.........no doubt only da blondes go straight
    up to da penthouse..........:eek: :confused: :cheers:
    Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you recall.

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    I'd be flat out believing my eyes on the first floor. J/K
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    Hell i'd be totally elated just being in the basement changing diapers and getting some new eyes on life from all those shorties
    being left for the duration:thumb:
    Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you recall.

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    Yea...sure you did Sunshine! :rolleyes2 :rolleyes2


    ...okhay, I believe you... ;) :D :D

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiggo's-sister
    I'd be flat out believing my eyes on the first floor. J/K
    sis, yep, I count myself lucky that I found that one-in-a-million guy! :D and given that he was brung up in Aus as well :eek: ;) he even does housework! :D :thumb: :D :thumb:

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