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    :D

    (ok for those of you who don't know Delia Smith substitute your favourite most obxnious and condescending local TV chef in her place... and read on and enjoy..... ;) )

    Delia's Way #1 Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.
    The Real Women's Way #1 Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God's sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway.

    Delia's Way #2 To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
    The Real Women's Way #2 Buy Smash mashed potato mix and keep it in the larder for up to a year.

    Delia's Way #3 When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
    The Real Women's Way #3 Tesco's sell cakes. They even do decorated versions.

    Delia's Way #4 If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still
    cooking, drop in a potato slice.
    The Real Women's Way #4 If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough. Please recite with me the Real Women's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."

    Delia's Way #5 Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.
    The Real Women's Way #5 It could keep forever. I don't eat it.

    Delia's Way #6 Brush some beaten egg white over piecrust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.
    The Real Women's Way #6 Sainsbury's frozen pie directions do not include brushing any egg whites over the crust so I don't do that.

    Delia's Way #7 Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
    The Real Women's Way #7 Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces of tequila. Drink the tequila. You might still have the headache, but who cares?

    Delia's Way #8 If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
    The Real Women's Way #8 Go ask mister cutelegs, single neighbour to do it for you.

    And finally the most important tip -
    Delia's Way #9 Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
    The Real Women's Way #9 Leftover wine????!!!



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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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    if i laugh aloud...i won't be offending Delia Smith or one of her substitutes right?
    oh watever...:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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    woah!

    waht a surprise... i'm not a real woman! :rofl:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Olie
    woah!

    waht a surprise... i'm not a real woman! :rofl:

    :rolleyes2 really, hun?! I would neverhave guessed! :devil win


    but :shh: :shh: :shh: don't tell the other gals...... :laugh:



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    Quote Originally Posted by Sunshine

    but :shh: :shh: :shh: don't tell the other gals...... :laugh:


    why shouldn't he...:?:
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    N1 sunshine....:woot:
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    Quote Originally Posted by asklepios
    why shouldn't he...:?:
    (s)he shouldnt tell the other gals, because they havent yet guessed (s)he's a he.....! :eek:


    :p





    (ps fieldie - what does N1 mean?!:?: )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sunshine
    (ps fieldie - what does N1 mean?!:?: )
    i'm just guessing here, but "Nice One" maybe??

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    Ya guessed right. :D


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