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    Once upon a time,
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    in a land far away,
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    a beautiful, independent,
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    self-assured princess
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    happened upon a frog as she sat,
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    contemplating ecological issues
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    on the shores of an unpolluted pond
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    in a verdant meadow near her castle
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    The frog hopped into the princess' lap
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    and said: Elegant Lady,
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    I was once a handsome prince,
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    until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
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    One kiss from you, however,
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    and I will turn back
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    into the dapper, young prince that I am
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    and then, my sweet, we can marry
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    and setup housekeeping in your castle
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    with my mother,
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    where you can prepare my meals,
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    clean my clothes, bear my children,
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    and forever
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    feel grateful and happy doing so.
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    That night,
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    as the princess dined sumptuously
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    on a repast of lightly sauteed frog legs
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    seasoned in a white wine
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    and onion cream sauce,
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    she chuckled and thought to herself:
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    I don't ****ing think so.

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    Good on ya princess :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:

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    seriously, how many times do we have to have the SAME thing posted in the same forum?

    i an recall seeing this at least 3 times before


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    :D great one! i hear frog tastes like chicken.........:laugh:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dlab'sDaughter
    :D great one! i hear frog tastes like chicken.........:laugh:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dlab'sDaughter
    :D great one! i hear frog tastes like chicken.........:laugh:
    It really does ! But I'd never eat frogs legs ever again ! Why ? TOO much work for a little piece of chicken ! It's like chicken wings, but with less "meat" !!
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    FROG!? What are you freakin' animals..!? :barf: :barf: :barf:

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    Originally posted by The_tweaker
    FROG!? What are you freakin' animals..!? :barf: :barf: :barf:
    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
    believe me pal...sometimes i think this is not a place for a vegetarian person like me :barf:

    just the other day dryadsoul was telling us how tasty CATS are!!!!!
    i wonder what is about to come next!
    earthworms, ****roaches, maggots!!!??? :barf: :barf:
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    You forgot the snails and witchetty grubs.....: omg:

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    i m not visiting this thread again or i m going to get sick :cry:
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