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Thread: Screwups of the Year




  1. #11
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    but, than again, if ya can just tell me how to rewire these jumper cables ................i'll never need to return there:rofl:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fieldgenerator
    A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him
    something.
    The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up
    over
    the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.
    For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, then the driver said,
    "Please, don't ever do that again. You scared the crap out of me."
    The passenger, who was also frightened, apologised and said he didn't
    realise
    that a tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much, to which the
    driver replied, "I'm sorry, it's really not your fault at all. Today is my
    first
    day driving a cab. I have been driving a hearse for the last 25 years"
    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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    Glad I managed to find something that did not upset anyone for a change......:lips:
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