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  1. #1561
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    *That was quiet an entrance Steve(MrScruff), cause for a minute there I thought I was in the wrong thread* LMOA

    Rage Against The Machine = angry = frustration = needing to get some satisfaction = partner = loooooooooooong foreplay = sexual gratification


    short

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    Why thankyou - i could just simply say:

    short=someones *****=sexual organ=sex

    but that would be boring - how about

    short is in the name shortbread which isn't infact bread with stunted growth but is in fact a tasty biscuit, like sex of which the pleasure is greatly increased with foreplay so to the pleasure of a biscuit can be increased by dipping it in tea, Mr T is a member of the A-Team, and as ive been told many times before theres no I in team, however i was quick to point out that theres a e and a m......which makes me, me or ME is a sleeping disorder (i think), and to help you sleep you need to get tired so doctors recommend having frequent and hot............

    camomile tea, sh*t im back on tea again, erm......back once AGAIN with the renagade master was a fatboy slim re-mix of the wild child original, to have wild children you probably need to give birth in the jungle, and to give birth you need to be pregnant - unless you were on a heavey session of guiness the night before and lads ......... thats not a baby.......

    so to cut a long story short: to have babys you need to have SEX!! wooopiee

    next is TweakTown

    ta ta

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    *well, I'm not into writing looooooooong stories, so here's a short one for ya.* :D

    Tweaktown = Tweak Cafe = suggestive pictures = wild imagination = getting excited = getting yourself aroused = hand sex

    malfunction

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    malfunction= can't function=fuction as in party=party means booze=sex!

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    well done. But you seem to have forgotten the next word........plz?

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    ermmm....crap nasting knorr micro noodles :laugh:

    ta ta

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    crap nasting knorr micro noodles = working up an appetite = hard @ it = sex


    raging river

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    Raging river=river of love (where the hell did i get that from)=corny song title (most likely)=good song title=blood sugar SEX magik

    and the next word please carol

    .....constanant please carol

    G

    .....and a vowel.....

    O

    and a constantant....

    M

    ......and another vowel please carol.....

    E

    .....and last of all another constantant

    Z

    ...okay get ready for another edition of countdown ......go.....

    ta ta

    p.s the word is GOMEZ ;)

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    Gomez=A guy's last name I use to know= Very nice body he had= Many of many times I just wanted to jump that nice body= till one day.... we started dating= the first time= at the beach= on the life gard stand= under the moon light= GOOOOD SEX!!



    Bootie lisious:


    (thinks for the wonderful memories) hehehe

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    bottie lisious = backside = frontside = around the world sex



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