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    cob webs = worse than STD's = too ancient for Sex of any kind at all



    prosthetic
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    prostetic = look it up in a dictionary = DIC...tionary=Dick=sexual organ used for SEX

    ta ta

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    didn't need a dictionary and it IS prosthetic........

    tarnatula = spider = black widow = dead mate after sex



    chainsaw
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    Chainsaw = running out of petrol= just like a typical male, no staying power = not enough sex


    oil

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    oil = well lubed = multiple hours of friction free sex


    elevator
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    elevator = stuck with a hot girl in it = sparks fly = sex in elevator


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    crown is also sometimes your called a forehead = all men have a fore.......... when there on the golf course to get so they don't kill anyone or hit any sheep = sheep are fluffy = so are bunnies = a bunnies ultimate friend is a shotgun = riding shotgun is when you sit in the passenger seat of a car = if you sit in the passenger seat of colin mcrea world rally champion you defenatly poo your self = doing that in public will be very embarrising = so to is getting caught having SEX in public ;)

    ta ta

    marmite

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    marmite = spreadable = like a women's legs = looky what we have here = edible = oral sex


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    licorice = candy = looky here even more edibles = more oral sex


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    :D Washing machine=woman sitting on top of it=good vibrations=woman gets randy=sex for male/female lover

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