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Thread: What your car says about you

  1. #11


    Quote Originally Posted by Cpt.Crappy
    ..god im ashamed of my car..does anybody have a gun by anychance..anyone:snip:

    What caliber would you like?

    .300win mag
    .460weatherby (BIG CANNON:shoot3: )
    .50BMG (have access to a friends if ya wanna try 2000yd shots )
    .475wildey mag


  2. #12
    Join Date
    Sep 2003


    mmmm so many choices..welll ok, shoot me in my left knee with that 50bmg then come alot closer and shoot me a lot with the .22 all over, theeeeeen shoot the other knee with the 30-06 and finish me off with the 9mm...sounds good..THANK YOOOOOU ohhh and do me a favor and fil my car with 50 cal. holes and set it on guys can fight over teh cb antena if you want..HAHA:thumb:

    I've heard all your whining
    All this talk behind my back
    The time is coming
    The time is now for our attack
    A new sun rising
    A new one in your world of black
    Don't try to stop this
    You will break like glass

  3. #13
    Join Date
    Nov 2001
    Ballarat, VIC


    I remeber being in 4th grade special ed but i don't think i ever taught it. :confused:

  4. #14
    Join Date
    Aug 2002
    Quebec, Canada


    A while ago I saw a list that explained what car brand names stand Ford = Fix Or Repair Daily
    Anyone have it or know where I can find it ?
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  5. #15
    Join Date
    Aug 2002
    Quebec, Canada


    Found a good list here

    ACURA -Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
    AMC -All Makes Combined
    AMC -A Major Cost
    AMC -A Mutated Car
    AMC -A Morons Car
    AMC -Another Major Catastrophe
    AUDI -Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
    AUDI -All Unsafe Designs Implemented
    AUDI -Another Ugly Duetsche Invention
    AUDI -Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
    AUDI -Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
    BMW -Babbling Mechanical Wench
    BMW -Beastly Monstrous Wonder
    BMW -Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
    BMW -Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
    BMW -Barely Moving Wreck
    BMW -Big Money Waste
    BMW -Big Money. Why?
    BMW -Big Money Works
    BMW -Born Moderately Wealthy
    BMW -Breaks Most Wrenches
    BMW -Bring Many Wrenches
    BMW -Brings Me Women
    BMW -Brings More Women
    BMW -Broken Money Waster
    BMW -Broke My Wallet
    BMW -Broken Monstrous Wonder
    BMW -Brutal Money Waster
    BMW -Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
    BMW -Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
    BUICK -Big Ugly Import Car Killer
    BUICK -Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
    BUICK -Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
    BUICK -Big Ugly Indestructible Compact Killer
    BUICK -Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
    CADILLAC -Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars
    CADILLAC -Cars Are Driven In Long Lines And Crashed
    CHEVROLET -Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle, Or Loud Engine Ticks
    CHEVROLET -Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
    CHEVROLET -Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
    CHEVROLET -Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
    CHEVROLET -Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
    CHEVROLET -Cheap Heaps Erratically Vibrate Running On Level Even Terrain
    CHEVROLET -Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
    CHEVROLET -Cracked Heads, Every Valve's Rotten, Oil Leaks Every Time
    CHEVY -Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
    CHEVY -Can Hear Every Valve Yell
    DODGE -Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
    DODGE -Dead Old Dog Going East
    DODGE -Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
    DODGE -Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
    DODGE -Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
    DODGE -Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
    DODGE -Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere
    DODGE -Driven Only During Grey Evenings
    EDSEL -Every Day Something Else Leaks
    FIAT -Failed In A Tunnel
    FIAT -Fails In Attempted Turns
    FIAT -Failure In Automotive Technology
    FIAT -Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
    FIAT -Fits In A Thimble
    FIAT -Fix It Again Tony
    FIAT -Flats In All Tires
    FIAT -Found In A Trench
    FORD -Fabricated Of Refried Dung
    FORD -Fails On Rainy Days
    FORD -Famous Odor Resistant Dog
    FORD -Falling Off: Rusty Door
    FORD -Fast Only Rolling Downhill
    FORD -Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
    FORD -Fastest On Road, Dip!
    FORD -Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
    FORD -Fault Of R&D
    FORD -Final Organ of Reproductive Discipline
    FORD -Finally Obsolete Racing Device
    FORD -Fireball On Rear Denting
    FORD -First On Recall Day
    FORD -First On Race Day
    FORD -First On Road to Dump
    FORD -First On Rust and Deterioration
    FORD -First Order of Reproductive Discipline
    FORD -Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
    FORD -Fixed Or Repaired Daily
    FORD -Flip Over Read Directions
    FORD -Flipping Over Results in Death
    FORD -Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
    FORD -Flintstone Or Rubble Driven
    FORD -Follow Our Ruddy Dogsled
    FORD -Fond Of Resonating Decibels
    FORD -Foot On Road Decelerates
    FORD -Fords Only Run Downhill
    FORD -Forced On Reluctant Drivers
    FORD -Formed Of Rejected DNA
    FORD -Forwarded Once; Return Denied
    FORD -Forward Only; Reverse Defective
    FORD -Forgot Our Recommended Defaults
    FORD -Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
    FORD -For Old, Rotten Deadbeat
    FORD -Fork Over Repair Dough
    FORD -Found On Red Dumpster
    FORD -Found On Redneck's Driveway
    FORD -Found On Roadside Dead
    FORD -Found On Rubbish Dump
    FORD -Found Outside Refuse Dump
    FORD -Found Outside Rotting Dump
    FORD -Found On Russian Dump
    FORD -Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
    FORD -Fraternal Order of Restored DeSotos
    FORD -Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
    FORD -Frequently On Ritalin, Designers
    FORD -Free Or Reduced Drastically
    FORD -Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
    FORD -Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
    FORD -Funny Old Rattling Dump
    FORD -Funky Old Rebuilt Dodge
    FORD -(spelled backwards)Driver Returns On Foot
    GEO -Good Engineering Overlooked
    G. M. -General Maintenance
    G. M. -Goshdarn Mess
    G. M. -Generally Misunderstood
    G. M. -Garbage Motors
    G. M. -Generally Miserable
    G. M. -Grossley Misconceived
    G. M. -Gluteus Maximus
    GMC -Garage Man's Companion
    GMC -Generally Mediocre Cars
    GMC -Generic Made Chevy
    GMC -German Milk Cow
    GMC -Get More Chicks
    GMC -Gets Mechanics Crazy
    GMC -Gods Mechanical Curse
    GMC -Gotta Mechanic coming
    GMC -Got More Crap
    GMC -Great Mountain Climber
    GMC -Great Motor Car
    HONDA -Had One, Never Do-that Again
    HONDA -Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
    HONDA -Has Often Nice Dealer Accessories
    HONDA -History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
    HYUNDAI -How Your Usual Nerd Drives An Import
    HYUNDAI -Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive
    IROC -I Race Other Cars
    IROC -I Run Over Critters
    IROC -I Run Off Cliffs
    IROC -I Reek Of Cologne
    IROC -Italian Resting On Console
    IROC -Ignorant Retard Out Cruising
    JEEP -Just Eats Every Part
    JEEP -Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
    KIA -Killed In Action
    KIA -Kills In Accidents
    LTD -Long Term Debt
    LTD -Lousy Transportation, Dammit!
    LTD -Little Tin Dream
    LTD -Last Try from Detroit
    LTD -Long, Thin Dumpster
    LTD -Long Time Driving
    MAZDA -Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
    MAZDA -My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin!
    MERCEDES -Most Eccentric Rich Capitalists Enjoy Driving Expensive Sedans
    M.G. -Money Guzzler
    MITSUBISHI -Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes Halfway Incomplete
    MOPAR -Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
    MOPAR -Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
    MOPAR -Most Often Passed At Races
    MOPAR -Mostly Old Parts And Rust
    MOPAR -Mostly Old Paint And Rust
    MOPAR -Move Over People Are Racing
    MOPAR -Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
    MOPAR -My Old Pig Ain't Running
    MOPAR -My Only Problems Are Repairs
    MUSTANG -Men Usually Stand Together And Never Go
    NISSAN -Nine Idiots Standing, Saying Absolutely Nothing
    NISSAN -Needless Innovations, Silly, Stupid, Automotive Nonsense
    OLDS MOBILE -Oh, Look, Dammit! Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything.
    OLDSMOBILE -Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.
    OLDSMOBILE -Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Out-dated By Infamies Like Edsel.
    OLDSMOBILE -Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
    OLDSMOBILE -Old Ladies Drive Slow - Mostly Over Bridges Into Lake Erie
    PINTO -Put In Nickel To Operate
    PINTO -Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
    PLYMOUTH -Please Let Your Mother Out (from) Under The Hood!
    PLYMOUTH -Police Laugh, Young Men Ogle, All Underestimating This Heap
    PONTIAC -People On Narcotics Think It's A Chevy
    PONTIAC -Poor Old Nitwit Thinks It's A Cadillac
    PONTIAC -Puts Out Noxious Toxins In All Cities
    PORSCHE -Piece Of Rubbish, Saps Continually High Expense
    PORSCHE -Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
    PROBE -Plainly Runs Only By Exception
    SAAB -Send Another Automobile Back
    SAAB -Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
    SAAB -Swedish Automobiles Are Beastly
    SAAB -Sad Attempt At Beauty
    SAAB -Sorry Auto, Always Broken
    SAAB -Swedish Automobile-Always Broken
    SATURN -Sounds Absolutely Terrible, Unbelievable Rattling Noises
    SUBARU -Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
    SUBARU -Sorry Unreal Bonsai Attempt at a Russian U-boat
    TOYOTA -Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
    TOYOTA -Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
    TRIUMPH -This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
    TRIUMPH -Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
    TRIUMPH -The Risk In Useless Machinery Pays Heavily
    VOLVO -Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
    VW -Virtually Worthless
    VOLKSWAGEN -Very Obsolete, Losers Knowingly Suffer With All German Engineered Nonsense
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  6. #16
    Join Date
    Jan 2002


    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Tweak
    > Porsche 944: I am dating women that otherwise would be inaccessible to
    This is true...

  7. #17
    Join Date
    Nov 2003


    BMW M3 4DR that gets the shyte kicked out of it everyday.

    Big. Mouthed. Whitey.

    M3= My 3 business's

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