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Thread: What your car says about you




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    > BMW M3 (17" DTMs & Remus Exhaust): I am a Curtin / UWA / ECU overseas
    > business student
    >
    > BMW 7 Series: I enjoy fixing "accidental" scratches down the entire
    length
    > of my car
    >
    > BMW 850i: I have so much money it literally makes people vomit
    spontaneously
    >
    > Honda NSX: I cannot get an erection
    >
    > Morris Mini: I enjoy taking radiators out and bonnets off
    >
    > Mitsubishi Magna: I get sucked in easily by slick ad campaigns
    >
    > Holden Commodore VL: I like being reminded my" big Aussie six" is
    really a
    > Skyline motor
    >
    > Suzuki Swift GTi: I can't wait to get off my "P" plates
    >
    > Mazda RX-7: I can't afford a Porsche
    >
    > Mazda RX-2: I spend lots of time in my garage and enjoy getting dirty
    >
    > Mazda RX-3: I live in my garage and enjoy staying dirty
    >
    > Holden Sandman: I saw Mad Max 367 times
    >
    > Holden Berlina: I'm a very good Amway salesperson
    >
    > Holden Statesman: I'm a pimp
    >
    > Holden Statesman HSV: I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well
    >
    > Holden Commodore GTS-R: I'm in a mid life crisis and reckon Johnson is
    a
    > slow old codger
    >
    > Volkswagen Kombi: I'm leading a militia to overthrow the government,
    and
    > this is a car bomb.
    >
    > Toyota Corona: I teach fourth grade special education
    >
    > Holden Gemini: I delivered pizza for four years to get this car
    >
    > Nissan Skyline GTR: I slow down to 120 in school zones and don't like
    Jap
    > Super bikes
    >
    > Subaru Impreza WRX: I slow down to 160 in school zones and don't like
    Jap
    > Super bikes or GTRs
    >
    > Mazda 323 4WD Turbo: I wish I could afford a WRX
    >
    > Mitsubishi Lancer GSR: This is faster than a WRX, honest it is
    >
    > Toyota Celica SX: I mistakenly think this was the actual car that won
    the
    > WRC, like on the ads
    >
    > Holden VT Commodore (Pursuit Rims): I enjoy having people slow to
    60kph
    when
    > I pull up behind them
    >
    > Suzuki Sierra: I will start Year 11 this year
    >
    > Suzuki Vitara: I will start Year 12 this year
    >
    > Nissan EXA: I have always said, half a convertible is better than no
    > convertible at all
    >
    > Toyota Corolla KE: I have just graduated and have no credit rating
    >
    > Hyundai Excel 1: I lack any originality and am basically a lemming
    >
    > Hyundai Excel 2: I'm a receptionist and this is my first car
    >
    > Ford Taurus: I'm sure this shape of car will catch on eventually
    >
    > Volkswagen Beetle: I still watch Partridge Family re-runs
    >
    > Toyota Tarago: I enjoy being reminded, every ten minutes, how much my
    car
    > looks like a wombat
    >
    > Jaguar XJ6: I am so rich I will pay $60K for a car that is in the shop
    280
    > days a year
    >
    > Kia Sephia: I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp
    >
    > Lamborghini Diablo: I only have one testicle
    >
    > Fiat X-19: This car is made in the same country as a Ferrari
    >
    > Mercedes 500SL Stretched: I will beat your ass up if you ask me for an
    > autograph
    >
    > Mercedes 560SEL: I have a daughter named Missy and a son named Ridge
    >
    > Mazda MX-5: I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler
    truck
    >
    > MGB: I am dating a mechanic
    >
    > MGF: I've just dumped a mechanic
    >
    > Mitsubishi Starion: I don't know what it means either
    >
    > Nissan 300ZX: I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings
    >
    > Holden Commodore VN: I just stole this car and I'm going to ram raid
    an
    > Adidas store
    >
    > Honda Civic / Prelude with 17" DTMs: I have a switchblade in my sock
    >
    > Porsche 911 Turbo: I have a three inch ****
    >
    > Porsche 944: I am dating women that otherwise would be inaccessible to
    me
    >
    > Subaru Liberty: I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior
    than
    > Isuzu
    >
    > Subaru Outback: I never learnt how to drive, but AWD does it for me

    > Camira: So what if it breaks down all the time, at least I don't owe
    money
    > on it
    >
    > 1967 Mustang: Classic, not plastic.
    >
    > Impreza WRX: I'm a herd animal
    >
    > Toyota Echo: I like to pay more to get less.
    >
    > Honda Civic: Be original... Just like your friends.
    >
    > VW Beetle: I like putting out engine fires (see Audi 90)
    >
    > Hyundai Excel: I'm going to increase its performance with a rear wing
    >
    > Toyota Camry Wagon: I'm the new breed of Volvo drivers
    >
    > 2002 Monaro: I have no idea about cars, but all my rev head mates
    think I
    am
    > a hero.
    >
    > Ford Laser: I don't have a choice
    >
    > 351 GT: I like people from the next suburb to know when I'm coming
    around
    >
    > Suzuki GTi: I spike my hair, wear lots of metal chains and bop to R&B
    music
    >
    > Mercedes-Benz A160: Look! It has Mercedes badges!
    >
    > Hyundai Accent: At least it's not an Excel
    >
    > Commodore VK: Come steal my car, it's not as if the key's any ****ing
    > different
    >
    > Commodore VL: I'd like a Skyline, but all my revhead friends would
    laugh
    at
    > me.
    >
    > Suzuki Mighty Boy: You only need 3 Cylinders, any more and your being
    > greedy.
    >
    > Subaru Impreza RX: My car has Rally Heritage! I can pretend it's a
    Rex!
    >
    > Suzuki Swift Extreme: I'm too stingy to pay GTi insurance
    >
    > Toyota Paseo: Hey at least it *looks* sporty
    >
    > Pre 1992 Lancer GSR: I'm hoping people won't know this isn't the 4WD
    Turbo
    > version..
    >
    > Ford Falcon EA-ED: Looks like ****, sounds like crap, goes like ****,
    but
    > you just can't kill the *******.
    >
    > Nissan R33 Skyline: Look at what my daddy bought me. It's even got an
    > original Nismo sticker!
    >
    > R31 Skyline: No, really, it's fast. I think..
    >
    > R32 Skyline: These won at Bathurst. Remember? No? Oh Well...
    >
    > R33 Skyline: I bought a Skyline, hooray. What do you mean it's the
    slowest
    > one?
    >
    > R34 Skyline: My parents own a "small corner shop in Tokyo"
    >
    > Hyundai Excel: So what if it's not a real car? It has a nice stereo.
    No
    > wait! Come Back! Pay attention to me!
    >
    > VH-VL commodore: You'd think my most valuable possession would not be
    easily
    > stolen with a screwdriver wouldn't you?
    >
    > Land Cruiser: I went through some mud in the school parking lot last
    week.
    >
    > Holden VN Commodore: I have 13 kids and receive indigenous payouts
    from
    the
    > government
    >
    > Saab 9000 Turbo: I'm in a mid life crisis and can't afford a WRX
    >
    > Mercedes E Class: My name can not easily be pronounced by anyone with
    > English as a first language
    >
    > Ford Maverick: It's a Nissan... really it is
    >
    > Toyota Hilux (with big FOX racing sticker): I've never ridden a
    motorbike
    > before but I think it would be fun
    >
    > Toyota Prado: The women at child care laugh at my poor attempt at a
    land
    > cruiser
    >
    > VT-VX Clubsport: I just wanted one... like 50,000 other people did
    >
    > HSV Senator: I'm not a very good pimp (see Statesman)
    >
    > Falcon XR6 Turbo: I'm a VL turbo driver with too much cash
    >
    > Commodore S: $8000 for spoilers is worth it, I swear
    >
    > Astra Convertible: I'm an over paid sales woman with a wanky title
    like
    > "Account Manager"
    >
    > Toyota Lowlux: Totally defeats the purpose of a Ute but my mates think
    I'm
    > fully sick
    >
    > Ford AU Falcon: Built Ford Rough
    >
    > BMW X5: My car will never ever see dirt
    >
    > BMW 3 Series: It's got BMW badges... and its more common than
    Melbourne
    > police eating souvlaki
    >
    > Audi TT: It's almost a Porsche...
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    528i :thumb:

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    LMAO, I cried. this is too funny!
    BTW I saw Mad Max 376 times, thats a typo.

    I just wonder what you got to say bout Silvia/180sx, Pulsar, and SupraTT.
    BTW I love the 300zx one! :rofl: :rofl:

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    herm... my car wasent up there
    i htink that is a good thing
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    Go the Laser!
    TT Original

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    Funny shyte, but, than that's why I ride a '51 Harley PanHead.....and drive a '67 Pontiac G.T.O 6.5 litre 427 HighOutPut with a 4 speed muncie top loader trannie/9" Dana Positraction rear end....Stocker
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    heh dammn nice car,

    i dirve a torana, pulls mid 13's had Lots of work done to do
    its my daily driver tho it is a ***** to dive all the time cause of the cam,
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    Quote Originally Posted by pcmodware.com
    heh dammn nice car,

    i dirve a torana, pulls mid 13's had Lots of work done to do
    its my daily driver tho it is a ***** to dive all the time cause of the cam,
    I had a Torana back in 88 when I lived in Melbourne. POS couldnt get out of its own way.:laugh:

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    heeeeeeey that's not very nice about the e-series'

    damnit.
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    ohh yeah my car is better than all of yours.. i have a purple grey monte carlo, with purple stars on the side w/stripes, 4 ft CB antena, aaannd police sirens..HAHA beat that..ohh yeah and the tranny is dropped on it.haha yeah this car is a piece and im a guy and my friends rag on me all the time for the PoS purple..god im ashamed of my car..does anybody have a gun by anychance..anyone:snip:

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