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Thread: You too can learn to be a poet in one easy step




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    Yes, it's true. Using the latest in random poetry generators and a any home pc you too can be a William Shakespeare or Robert Frost!!!

    Here are some samples...

    During this ice age

    during this ice age
    copper wind chimes sing in the breeze
    and when we can't stop laughing
    we admit that love is a possibility
    do you still believe
    i think you should reconsider my offer

    violet

    the music stops
    unexpectedly, she becomes better looking
    she wants to experience a secret encounter
    in a field of flowers
    the meadow is pastoral
    and then she claims
    things are not what they appear to be

    It even does Haiku...

    mysterious men
    rarely ask for anything
    precariously

    ladybug landing
    silently near my front porch
    in the peaceful night

    an infant whimpers
    with no need for emotion
    but no one listens

    Weird Science indeed. All this can be yours for the low, low price of nothing. It's freeware baby, yeah!

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    this freeware would be called...?
    I've gone too far and need to move on!

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    Poetry Generator available from...

    http://www.rkwest.com/archives.shtml

    other fine programs there like...

    Electric Mind - poetry and other random wordiness
    PenName - generates a new name for you
    Curses - random curses, recipes and compliments

    I've got quite a few random generators now but this ones output makes the most "sense".
    A man with a watch will always know the time, a man with two watches is never sure.

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    Here's a haiku for ya:

    Poetry is grand
    When it comes from someone's heart
    Not a dumb program.

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    It might save your ass if your in trouble with the missus!
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    Or maybe my own after I've been on my pc to long

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    isn't the key to being a poet to smoke lots a drugs and make no sense?? :)
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    LOL yeah I here ya, once upon a time a certian drug made Dr. whatever his name is (dunno spelling atm) books make a lot of sence: a who got a hair cut hehe, one fish two fish..etc... VERY FUN TO READ at that paticular time and mind frame anyway :thumb:

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