Womanspeak....vs.... English..

[The__tweaker]

Womanspeak....vs.... English..In response to "What's Wrong?":



--The same old thing. = Nothing.

--Nothing. = Everything.

--Everything. = My PMS is acting up.

--Nothing, really. = It's just that you're such an _______.

--I don't want to talk about it. = Go away, I'm still building up steam.

--What makes you think there is something wrong? = I'm going to kill you.


:laugh:

[Wiggo]

:laugh: :rofl:

True though. :devil win

[amd_man2005]

:rofl: :rofl:

So very,very true
:cheers:

[minibubba]

:rofl: :rofl:

So very,very true
:cheers:

and what would a 13 yr old kid now about that... ;)

but you're kinda right anyway :laugh: : peace2:

[amd_man2005]

and what would a 13 yr old kid now about that... ;)

:devil: (i have sources) ;) LOL

[asklepios]

:devil: (i have sources) ;) LOL

they are pretty good :thumb:
:rofl:

[kane2g]

--Yes = No
--No = No
--Maybe = No

It took me years to figure that one out! :thumb:

[minibubba]

and once you've got that figured out then they go and trip you up from time to time with the nasty 'yes=yes' ..never saw that one coming ;)

[VirtualAdept]

Oh jesus that made me laugh... I'm contemplating posting on another forum, for those trying to conceive...

lets see, one male, ie me, and 1696 females... nah, I'll leave it here :D

[kane2g]

and once you've got that figured out then they go and trip you up from time to time with the nasty 'yes=yes' ..never saw that one coming ;)

Never Happened to me yet! Or maybe Im asking wrong questions. :D

[elrado1]

You left out my wife's favorite:

--I want to ...(name any task here). = I want YOU to ...(perform said task).

Took me a while to figure that one out. :cry:

[The__tweaker]

Hmm I thought the female members would have stapled my nuts to a stack of papers by now because of my post.. I'm not complaining though.. lol

We all like em', it's just that sometimes a wordbook or a list like the one above come in handy when trying to communicate with our wifes/girlfriends.. :shh:

[Fieldgenerator]

Just goes to show we can't figure out women

I thought this may produce a host of *****ing replies,

but its all true ....:hammer:

[Kheldar]

WHO UNDERSTANDS MEN?


It's not so complicated!


The nice men are ugly.


The handsome men are not nice.


The handsome and nice men are gay.


The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.


The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.


The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are
only after their money.


The handsome men without money are after our money.


The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual,


don't think we are beautiful enough.


The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice


and have money, are pigs.


The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and
thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!


The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us


when we take the initiative.


NOW, WHO IN THE WORLD UNDERSTANDS MEN?


Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our


Job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into


something you'd like to have dinner with.