Is your brain still working?

[Mr.Tweak]

Read the question, then try to answer---then check your answer by
scrolling down!!






Q1 - WHAT DO YOU PUT IN A TOASTER?
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ANSWER:- BREAD....
IF YOU SAID "TOAST" THEN GIVE UP NOW AND GO AND
FIND YOURSELF A SHOE BOX AS YOU CAN'T HANDLE LIFE....

IF YOU SAID "BREAD" THEN PLEASE PROGRESS ON TO
QUESTION 2
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(Q2) SAY "SILK" 5 TIMES, NOW SPELL "SILK".....WHAT DO COWS DRINK?
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ANSWER:- "WATER"
IF YOU SAID "MILK", THEN MAY I SUGGEST THAT YOU
DO NOT TRY THE NEXT QUESTION, AS IT MAY SEEM
THAT YOUR BRAIN CELL IS OVER - TAXED, YOU
NEED A HOLIDAY...MAY I SUGGEST CHILDREN'S WORLD?

IF YOU SAID "WATER" THEN YOU MAY GO ONTO QUESTION 3
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(Q3) IF A RED HOUSE IS MADE FROM RED BRICKS, A
BLUE HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF BLUE BRICKS, A PINK
HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF PINK BRICKS, A BLACK
HOUSE IS MADE OUT OF BLACK BRICKS....WHAT IS A
GREEN HOUSE MADE OUT OF?
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ANSWER:- "G LASS"
IF YOU SAID "GREEN BRICKS" THEN WHAT THE HELL ARE
YOU STILL DOING HERE READING THESE QUESTIONS!!!!

IF YOU SAID "GLASS" THEN PLEASE PROGRESS ONTO
QUESTION 4
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(Q4) 20 YEARS AGO A PLANE IS FLYING AT 20,000 FT,
OVER THE OLD COUNTRY GERMANY WHEN 2 OF THE
ENGINES FAIL, THE PILOT REALISING THAT THE
LAST REMAINING ENGINE WAS FAILING, HE DECIDES A
CRASH LANDING PROCEDURE, BUT UNFORTUNATELY
THE ENGINE FAILS BEFORE TIME AND THE PLANE CRASHES
SMACK BANG IN THE MIDDLE OF "NO MANS LAND" THE
LAND BETWEEN EAST GERMANY AND WEST GERMANY
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BERLIN WALL, ..... WHERE WOULD
YOU BURY THE SURVIVORS EAST GERMANY, WEST GERMANY
OR IN "NO MANS LAND"?
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ANSWER:- YOU DON'T BURY "SURVIVORS"
IF YOU SAID ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE SENTENCE
ABOVE THEN PLEASE NEVER FLY, YOU MAY CAUSE
MORE DAMAGE SHOULD THE PLANE CRASH!!!

IF YOU SAID THE SENTENCE ABOVE THEN CARRY ON
TO QUESTION 5
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(Q5) IF ON A CLOCK THE HOUR HAND MOVES 1/60th
OF A DEGREE EVERY MINUTE THEN HOW MANY
DEGREES WILL THE HOUR HAND TRAVEL IN 1 HOUR?
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ANSWER:- "1 DEGREE"
IF YOU SAID "360 DEGREES", OR ANYTHING OTHER
THAN THE ANSWER, MAY I CONGRATULATE YOU ON
GETTING THIS FAR...BUT BE HONEST WITH YOURSELF,
DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THE LAST
AND FINAL QUESTION?

IF YOU SAID "1 DEGREE" THEN PLEASE GO ON TO THE
LAST QUESTION
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(Q6) **WITHOUT USING A CALCULATOR**
YOU ARE DRIVING A BUS FROM LONDON TO MILFORD
HAVEN (WALES)
IN LONDON 17 PEOPLE GET ON THE BUS,
IN READING 6 PEOPLE GET OFF, 9 PEOPLE GET ON,
IN SWINDON 2 PEOPLE GET OFF, 4 PEOPLE GET ON,
IN CARDIFF 11 PEOPLE GET OFF,16 PEOPLE GET ON,
IN SWANSEA 3 PEOPLE GET OFF, 5 PEOPLE GET ON,
IN CARMARTHEN, 6 PEOPLE GET OFF,3 PEOPLE GET ON
&n! bsp; THE BUS THEN PULLS INTO MILFORD HAVE BUS DEPOT.....

WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE BUS DRIVER?
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ANSWER:-"YOUR NAME". READ THE FIRST LINE

[Beefy]

:) not bad.. I posted a couple of similar ones a while back now.. good to see some mroe though..

[Wiggo]

I wonder how many here will survive that one? :?:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Acid]

I hate to admit it.. but I didn't get ANY of those correct :(

[Kheldar]

I got em all correct :D

but then I've seen em all before

[Slamo]

w00ties, slamo got all right :D

[Andy]

seen most of em, and got most of em right too :)

[Mr.Tweak]

I'll admit I got the first one wrong, it didn't even occur to me it should have been bread not TOAST.

[Mr. C]

I was confused by the title of the thread -- "Is your brain still working?" That would imply that at some point in the past my brain did work, there is no evidence to support that theory.

OK, I blew it at the clock question. I answered 30 degrees, which is the distance traveled by the hour hand each hour on a classic analog clock.

Stupid question---who ever heard of a 15 day clock?

[JealousMidget]

Stupid question---who ever heard of a 15 day clock?

Maybe it's a new form of daylight savings? :?:

[Dlab'sDaughter]

I blew it twice once one the greenhouse and one the last one. I was so busy doing to math i forgot the title thingy.